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07
Oct
09

~Tea Lane~ New Releases for October 6

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Hi y’all!

Wow, I know, we’ve been total slackers lately. What can I say, the RL thing is absolutely eating our time. But I think we’ve made up for it with this release. It’s so much fun, it’s… ahh, to heck with it, let me just show you!

First off, we have made hair like crazy! I don’t know how we both ended up working on hair, but we did, and we have some really fun things to show for it! First off, Teagan has created a totally kick ass male style with her UniHawk. This ‘hawk has short little horns made from hair paired with a messy fringe. This is a sexy style that would work for you girls, as well.

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Then she’s brought us Kina, a pretty, girlie updo with soft fringe framing the eyes. The back is a simple bun surrounded by twisted hair and accented with a color-changing gem, giving a traditional style an updated kick. This style would work for anything from formals to jeans and a sweater while you’re enjoying the fall leaves with your sweetie. Be sure to throw on a scarf to keep your neck warm!
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Since Teagan is the creative one of our duo, she looked at Kina and thought, “Hey! If I swap out the gem for a stem…” Sure enough, she turned that cute little bun into a pumpkin crafted of hair! Since it’s that time of year, she’s put together 8 special colors of Pumpkina and put them out at the shop for $2L. It’s still a sweet style for anything you want to do!
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And then we get to Laynie’s contributions. Maybe I should begin by saying that I’m taking some new medications, and I’m adjusting to them. That might give you some insight on my new stuff… First came the hair. I started thinking to myself… “What if… a beauty pageant bouffant hairstyle fell in love with an ornately-decorated wedding cake? Ooh, and then, what if they had a torrid, steamy love affair with the Goodyear Blimp?”

Ok, I admit, that didn’t occur to me until after I’d finished it. But it definitely applies! Pageant of the Damned is the biggest hair I’ve made to date. This style is a lavish three-layer updo, spilling over with curls and decorated with swags and bows constructed of hair. It is reminiscent of the elaborate hairstyles of Marie Antoinette, if she’d had more of a sense of humor. It is hair that demands attention- are you brave enough to try it?
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And finally, Caged. While digging around at Instructables.com, I found a fascinating dress. Someone had decided to make a couture gown with a birdcage skirt made from brass. The instructable walked you through the entire process of sketching the gown, purchasing the brass, bending the various bits and welding them together. It was fascinating, and most of all, it set my mind to rolling.

Caged is the result. I doesn’t really resemble the original inspiration very much, IMHO. I think it’s moved on to become its own creation, a melding of line and curve, harsh hard forms creating gentle waves and soft curves. I’ve been told by a few people that it’s got a real Tim Burton feel to it. I could only hope… :D
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Remember, these and more will be available on the back wall of Tea Lane. We’ve got lots of goodies at the shop- hair, skins, clothing, shoes, accessories, all made by Teagan Blackthorne and Laynie Link. Stop by today and see what grabs your interest!

Until next time,
<3 Laynie & Teagan
~Tea Lane~ Main Shop
http://tealane.wordpress.com/

01
Oct
09

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Hunt

The Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Hunt started today and ends October 31st.  You must hunt each store for purple hair brushes.   Be sure to get your gifts at the start as well.  The start point is at Audacity.

At ~Tea Lane~, Laynie and I each put in a single texture of  soon-to-be new release hair plus a bonus holiday style. Here is a peek at ours:

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18
Sep
09

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS V-Neck Set Freebie

New Freebie @ ~Tea Lane~:

A Unisex V-Neck Shirt set located on the second floor and is FREE.

Whose Responsible This V-Neck Set

What does “Whose Responsible This” mean?

Topless Robot features a regular series called Fan Fiction Friday. They find the worst of the worst Fan Fictions, featured them, comment on them, and allow their readers a chance to comment as well. Last Friday, the story featured was from Yiffstar.com(NSFW) and involved an horrific tale of a Pokemon trainer and her Pokemon. Extremely cringe worthy. The author of the Fan Fiction came to Topless Robot and left a less than coherent response:

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I’m so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I’ll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?

The first line has since become a Meme sprouting pictures, shirts, websites, facebook groups, YouTube videos, and more. As with most arguments of the internet this has lead to silly threats of banning but this time the banning is from the site the story came from and most readers of Topless Robot could care less about being banned from there. In fact several readers have gone out of their way to insure they would be banned.

Topless Robot is my favorite non-SL blog and everyone should check out the entire blog and not just the Meme parts.

Not to be left out, I have created these v-neck shirts to share this amusement with Second Life residents.

Story Links:
Topless Robot:
Fan Fiction Friday: May and Buster the Teddiursa in “Adopting a Cute Bear Cub”

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BREAKING: We’re All In Trouble Now

I Believe We’re Approaching Critical Mass

Hitler Wants — No, DEMANDS — to Know WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS II: What You Call the Best of the Best

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Meme: Whose Responsible This?

Facebook:
WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?!?

Whose Responsible This Website

23
Aug
09

~Tea Lane~ New Releases

Hi hi, everyone!

This is a very small update to let you know what’s going on at ~Tea Lane~ because we’ve been busy behind the scenes, working on some bigger stuff. But to tide you over, we’ve got some fun fun accessories for you.

First off, Teagan has put out an absolutely adorable necklace. This choker is perfect to pair with jeans and a tee, or your favorite casual outfit. The color-change script lets you match it to anything you own! For $2L you can’t go wrong!
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Next up, I’ve released a cutepie pair of nerd glasses, complete with giant round frames and tiny little heart detailing on the sides. The glasses are so strong that they’re too thick for the frames, and the edges are greenish just like coke bottles! They’re too much fun, and only $20 lindens.
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Finally, we come to my favorite part of this release. I’ve been around the talking pregnancy bellies entirely too much lately, and i was joking with Teagan that I should make a talking tampon to tell the world just how thrilled I am to not be pregnant.

Well, much giggling and experimentation later, I am proud to present the ~Tea Lane~ Talking Tampon, perfect for all your needs. Just wear it and it begins to tell the world all about your time of the month. It’s even modifiable, so if you want to add in your own phrases, you can! For only $10L you too can go horseback riding, swimming, and mountain climbing while wearing your Talking Tampon!
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Remember, ~Tea Lane~ has things for many tastes and every budget. We’ve also got gift cards that make the perfect gift for those you love!

Also, check out Laynie’s artfire page for her RL wire wrapped jewelry!
http://www.artfire.com/users/Laynie

Until next time,

<3 Laynie & Teagan
Granymyr (245, 189, 41)
http://tealane.wordpress.com/

13
Aug
09

Summer Blues Fat Pack Sale

I reorganized the store this week and sorted everything in a more logical order.  To celebrate we are having a sale at ~Tea Lane~.

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All fatpacks in the entire store have been marked down 50% off.

This means all Skins, Hair, Clothes, Eyes, Jewelry, Hats, Shoes, etc are all 50% off if you buy the fatpacks.

New fatpack additions:   Andromeda, Bang Bang Gloves, Rae Skirt, & Rae Corset

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There is a new section for Freebies, Dollarbies, Twobies and other discount items on the second floor.  Among them is the return of the Astra Hairstyle featured only at Hair Fair 2008.   Each color pack is $2L.  The Prizes for Picks and Midnight Mania have been moved to this location.   There is a new prize in the Midnight Mania:  Honey Skin w/ Gilda Makeup.

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