Author Archive for Laynie

07
Oct
09

~Tea Lane~ New Releases for October 6

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Hi y’all!

Wow, I know, we’ve been total slackers lately. What can I say, the RL thing is absolutely eating our time. But I think we’ve made up for it with this release. It’s so much fun, it’s… ahh, to heck with it, let me just show you!

First off, we have made hair like crazy! I don’t know how we both ended up working on hair, but we did, and we have some really fun things to show for it! First off, Teagan has created a totally kick ass male style with her UniHawk. This ‘hawk has short little horns made from hair paired with a messy fringe. This is a sexy style that would work for you girls, as well.

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Then she’s brought us Kina, a pretty, girlie updo with soft fringe framing the eyes. The back is a simple bun surrounded by twisted hair and accented with a color-changing gem, giving a traditional style an updated kick. This style would work for anything from formals to jeans and a sweater while you’re enjoying the fall leaves with your sweetie. Be sure to throw on a scarf to keep your neck warm!
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Since Teagan is the creative one of our duo, she looked at Kina and thought, “Hey! If I swap out the gem for a stem…” Sure enough, she turned that cute little bun into a pumpkin crafted of hair! Since it’s that time of year, she’s put together 8 special colors of Pumpkina and put them out at the shop for $2L. It’s still a sweet style for anything you want to do!
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And then we get to Laynie’s contributions. Maybe I should begin by saying that I’m taking some new medications, and I’m adjusting to them. That might give you some insight on my new stuff… First came the hair. I started thinking to myself… “What if… a beauty pageant bouffant hairstyle fell in love with an ornately-decorated wedding cake? Ooh, and then, what if they had a torrid, steamy love affair with the Goodyear Blimp?”

Ok, I admit, that didn’t occur to me until after I’d finished it. But it definitely applies! Pageant of the Damned is the biggest hair I’ve made to date. This style is a lavish three-layer updo, spilling over with curls and decorated with swags and bows constructed of hair. It is reminiscent of the elaborate hairstyles of Marie Antoinette, if she’d had more of a sense of humor. It is hair that demands attention- are you brave enough to try it?
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And finally, Caged. While digging around at Instructables.com, I found a fascinating dress. Someone had decided to make a couture gown with a birdcage skirt made from brass. The instructable walked you through the entire process of sketching the gown, purchasing the brass, bending the various bits and welding them together. It was fascinating, and most of all, it set my mind to rolling.

Caged is the result. I doesn’t really resemble the original inspiration very much, IMHO. I think it’s moved on to become its own creation, a melding of line and curve, harsh hard forms creating gentle waves and soft curves. I’ve been told by a few people that it’s got a real Tim Burton feel to it. I could only hope… :D
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Remember, these and more will be available on the back wall of Tea Lane. We’ve got lots of goodies at the shop- hair, skins, clothing, shoes, accessories, all made by Teagan Blackthorne and Laynie Link. Stop by today and see what grabs your interest!

Until next time,
<3 Laynie & Teagan
~Tea Lane~ Main Shop
http://tealane.wordpress.com/

23
Aug
09

~Tea Lane~ New Releases

Hi hi, everyone!

This is a very small update to let you know what’s going on at ~Tea Lane~ because we’ve been busy behind the scenes, working on some bigger stuff. But to tide you over, we’ve got some fun fun accessories for you.

First off, Teagan has put out an absolutely adorable necklace. This choker is perfect to pair with jeans and a tee, or your favorite casual outfit. The color-change script lets you match it to anything you own! For $2L you can’t go wrong!
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Next up, I’ve released a cutepie pair of nerd glasses, complete with giant round frames and tiny little heart detailing on the sides. The glasses are so strong that they’re too thick for the frames, and the edges are greenish just like coke bottles! They’re too much fun, and only $20 lindens.
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Finally, we come to my favorite part of this release. I’ve been around the talking pregnancy bellies entirely too much lately, and i was joking with Teagan that I should make a talking tampon to tell the world just how thrilled I am to not be pregnant.

Well, much giggling and experimentation later, I am proud to present the ~Tea Lane~ Talking Tampon, perfect for all your needs. Just wear it and it begins to tell the world all about your time of the month. It’s even modifiable, so if you want to add in your own phrases, you can! For only $10L you too can go horseback riding, swimming, and mountain climbing while wearing your Talking Tampon!
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Remember, ~Tea Lane~ has things for many tastes and every budget. We’ve also got gift cards that make the perfect gift for those you love!

Also, check out Laynie’s artfire page for her RL wire wrapped jewelry!
http://www.artfire.com/users/Laynie

Until next time,

<3 Laynie & Teagan
Granymyr (245, 189, 41)
http://tealane.wordpress.com/

24
Jul
09

New Releases- Crys, Carolyn & Caroline

Wow, it has been entirely too long since we had a new release at ~Tea Lane~, so it’s a good thing i’ve got goodies for you all! It’s a small release, but a fun one!

We’ve got two new hair releases, both updos. Crys is a bit funky and fun, while Carolyn is an elegant style.

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Carolyn is so elegant, in fact, that my friends all said, “You MUST put together a tiara for it!” Then, once the tiara was made, everyone said, “OMg, I LOVE THIS!!! Where is the necklace? What about earrings?”

Yea, you can imagine how that goes, I’m sure.

The result is the Carolina jewelry set. It comes in 7 rich metal tones and has multiple attachment points, so hopefully you can wear it with your other accessories (hello, lashes anyone?)

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But what about the dollarbies? I know, I can’t do a release without doing a limited one for cheap. So, I made a cute cute pink set of Carolina with fewer attachment points. I get the feeling I may need to do a funky colors release, because I’m loving the pink too much.

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Let us know in comments if you’d like to see more funky colors/patterns in Carolina. (Or just leave a comment in general, we love getting comments!)

14
Jul
09

Reposted from LaynieWear-Pardon my language, but “F*ck you, b*tch”

Teagan has been jumping up and down all day, even calling my house, because she was so angry. Apparently, someone posted an incredibly nasty blog, implying that I’m not really sick (yes, I’ve got a ton of illness-related issues, which is why I don’t have a RL job. I just try to keep the whining off the blog), and implying that I didn’t use the funds I begged for to send my kid to camp, because I didn’t post any pictures.

Truth be told, I forgot. Again, that illness thing? It affects my memory as well.What makes it flare up? Stress, among other things. Like, the stress of having to plan and make 2 whirlwind trips where I was in a car for 24 hours over 2 days? Oh, and the Hair Fair, which I helped plan. Oh, and wait, I did just get so sick from going to camp that I had a chest cold develop into bronchitis that I spent another $300 at the doctor’s for. Don’t worry, I didn’t ask for donations for that one, though. I just sucked it up.

Bottom line? I screwed up, and I totally forgot to post the pictures. I did save them, but I completely forgot to do a thank you blog post. But instead of, oh, I don’t know, asking me to post the pictures, she posted publicly, and included this for her last paragraph.

Now I’ve mentioned no names here, although it’s prolly fairly obvious. But believe me, I’d dearly like this person to show me a buttload of photos and say ‘fuck you bitch’ to me, I really would. Cos I hate that SL makes me suspicious like this. But at the same time you really do have to wonder what some peoples needs really are.

So for everyone who gave, for everyone who couldn’t give but sent warm wishes, thank you so much from the bottom of my heart. Kiddo says this year was the best year ever.

Kitty, on the other hand? Fuck you, bitch.

sweeneysignKiddo standing in front of the Camp Sweeney Sign

Jeremy&MomKiddo and myself, while standing in line for check-in

kiddoatcamp1Unpacking the car

kiddoatcamp2Kiddo, carrying stuff you guys helped buy!

kiddoatcamp3Kiddo’s cabin- the Morris Men

kiddobunkKiddo’s bunk- he got a top bunk this year, he was SO HAPPY!

kiddosockhopKiddo before the sock hop- they had to escort the Dillard Dolls.

Unfortunately, I don’t have more from during camp, because kiddo was always surrounded by lots of people and I don’t want to post their faces without permission. Besides, he tends to avoid the camera at camp. :D

Again, I can’t thank everyone enough. He had such a wonderful year, and it’s entirely because of everyone who helped toss a few lindens in. I’m sorry it took me so long to get the pictures up.

29
Jun
09

Pinchyface loves you all…

I was working on a new release tonight. I know, I know, it’s been forever. But I’m working on it! Really, it’s almost ready to put out, and…

Wait, what was I saying?

Oh yea! While I was working in the terribly cluttered workshop I share with Teagan (it’s all my clutter, don’t listen to her if she tries to claim any of it), I looked up and saw that fickle darling, Pinchyface! I haven’t seen her in absolute ages, and I think she’s cheating on me to tell the truth.

I don’t care, though. She came back tonight, and I had to document it with a snapshot, one that showed just how amazing she is.

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She takes my breath away…